Watertown Whackers

The Watertown Whackers Fantasy Football League

The Watertown Whackers Fantasy Football League has been around since before Brett and Large had a football team full of kids, since before Kelsey and Robin started dating (about 2 decades), and before the invention of online fantasy platforms were developed. That is a damn long time. This year we are celebrating YEAR 20, which is truly an impressive feat. The Whackers league is almost old enough to drink alcohol, purchase legal cannabis products and gamble. All members of this league choose not to do any of those things, just to be clear. Two decades with this funky bunch shows incredible league stability. Good luck to everyone in what is shaking out to be yet again a wonderful season of the Watertown Whackers Fantasy Football League.

The Front Office

Jakob V.

The Commish

Jake the Snake steps in as Commish for the historic Year 20. Having never served in office, we are in a bit of uncharted territory here. We’ve already seen Jakob attempt to ban the Last Place “Wheel Spin” which could be the start of an unprecedented dictatorship, the league has never seen. Some say this commissioner is running mates with one of the presidential candidates this year based on his uncompromising arguments and unrealistic boasting of his golf handicap. He’s also been spotted wearing campaign affiliated visors, to said candidate.

On a more positive note, Jakob won his second title two years ago, earning him the commissioner role. Everyone is hoping he can lead us to a sensational year, just like he did for his Johnny Drama squad in ’22. Let’s just make sure there’s no asterisk (*)

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Brady K.

The Co-Commish

Our favorite commissioner is back in the front office. The dreaded 17 year championship drought was finally snapped last year, putting BKRady back in a leadership role, where he belongs. Brady was the founder of the league and held the position of Commissioner for about decade until an uprising led by the owners ousted him from said position in the spring of 2014. Bringing Brady back up into the front office may be just what this league needs if they want to continue another decade of excellence as Whacker’s managers enter their 40s. 40s, YIKES.

Brady will be taking a backseat to this year’s commish. Taking orders is not one of his strong suits so much adaptation will be in store. Brady and Jakob have a long, tenured history of disagreeing on things so buckle up league, should be a fun one.