Record Book

Watertown Whackers Record Book

Team	Szns	'Ships	Total W	Total L	Total T	Total GP	Win %	Total Pts	High Pts	Reg Szn Ships	Playoff App.	Playoff Wins	Playoff Losses	Playoff Win %	Avg Pts/Szn (2005-2012)	Avg Pts/Szn (2013-2018)	Avg Pts/Szn (2019-Present)	Victory Scoring
Jakob	19	2	135	112	3	250	54.60%	20,792.70	2	1	13	9	11	45.0%	789.9	1122.35	1547.92	11-3
Brady	19	2	134	112	4	250	54.40%	21,480.20	5	3	14	15	12	55.6%	845.3	1240.00	1455.64	7-7
Max	19	3	127	123	0	250	50.80%	20,504.52	2	4	12	11	9	55.0%	813.3	1098.64	1481.34	4-10
Mark	17	1	118	103	3	224	53.35%	19,948.48	4	5	11	7	10	41.2%	847.0	1160.73	1580.42	8-6
Matt	19	3	126	123	1	250	50.60%	20,559.14	1	0	11	18	8	69.2%	832.0	1112.36	1445.80	6-8
Nate/Blake	6	0	43	38	0	81	53.09%	8,648.24	0	0	5	2	5	28.6%	N/A	1254.58*	1478.73	4-10
Porker	19	2	128	120	2	250	51.60%	20,996.78	1	1	14	9	12	42.9%	811.1	1172.22	1494.89	7-7
Brendan	19	1	122	126	2	250	49.20%	19,957.30	0	1	12	10	11	47.6%	783.9	1119.33	1394.07	5-9
Brett	12	1	76	82	1	159	48.11%	14,926.48	1	2	8	7	7	50.0%	794.0	1135.04	1464.44	5-9
Turd	19	1	123	125	2	250	49.60%	20,686.36	2	0	11	8	10	44.4%	806.8	1137.38	1481.62	7-7
Robin	18	3	111	122	4	237	47.68%	19,359.94	0	0	11	16	8	66.7%	771.4	1070.76	1507.08	10-4
Large	15	0	86	110	2	198	43.94%	16,447.84	1	1	8	3	8	27.3%	807.8	1051.65	1381.38	10-4

Highlighted numbers denote leader in respective category

Whackers Who Couldn't Quite Whack It

Team	Szns	Total W	Total L	Total T	Total GP	Win %	Total Pts	Reg Szn Ships	Playoff W	Playoff L	Playoff Win %
Funovits	2	12	14	0	26	46.15%	1,565.00	0	2	1	66.7%
Drew	6	29	48	1	78	37.82%	4,225.00	0	1	2	33.3%
Ethan	6	36	41	1	78	46.79%	4,846.00	1	0	2	0.0%
Hershman	1	9	4	0	13	69.23%	789	0	0	1	0.0%
Travis	1	8	5	0	13	61.54%	793	0	1	1	50.0%
Hunter	10	62	64	4	130	49.23%	9,508.36	0	6	7	46.2%

Record book by year

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2023

Watertown Whackers 2023

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Agnst
*1.	5	🥇 Jamie Taco	Brady	2023	8	6	57.14%	1540.92	1511.08
*2.	6	🥈 Phat Dads	Nate/Blake	2023	7	7	50.00%	1605.46	1576.72
*3.	1	🥉 LA FLAMA BLANCA	Mark	2023	9	5	64.29%	1641.52	1550.68
*4.	2	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2023	8	6	57.14%	1642.8	1569.1
*5.	3	Papa Tito	Porker	2023	8	6	57.14%	1635.92	1523.04
*6.	4	Worse than Drew	Robin	2023	8	6	57.14%	1620.68	1474.34
7	10	Johnny Drama	Vachal	2023	6	8	42.86%	1388.82	1560.6
8	8	Sloppy Steaks	Matt	2023	8	6	57.14%	1420.22	1463.94
9	12	Puka Shells	Brendan	2023	3	11	21.43%	1362.52	1613.14
10	9	Christian Mingle	Max	2023	7	7	50.00%	1531.68	1441.72
11	11	Browntown Bruisers	Brett	2023	4	10	28.57%	1508.14	1574.74
12	7	💩 Desparado	Large	2023	8	6	57.14%	1494.3	1533.88

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2022

Watertown Whackers 2022

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Agnst
*1.	2	🥇 Johnny Drama	Vachal	2022	9	5	64.29%	1639.22	1415.62
*2.	1	🥈 La Flama Blanca	Mark	2022	10	4	71.43%	1587.52	1487.7
*3.	4	🥉 Adams Bomb	Brendan	2022	9	5	64.29%	1544.18	1468.92
*4.	6	The Bruisers	Brett	2022	7	7	50.00%	1632.62	1481.84
*5.	3	Phat Dads	Nate/Blake	2022	9	5	64.29%	1581.34	1419.12
*6.	5	Papa Tito	Porker	2022	8	6	57.14%	1579.74	1499.24
7	7	BK Sizzle	Brady	2022	8	6	57.14%	1530.86	1540.82
8	8	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2022	7	7	50.00%	1551.54	1464.78
9	9	Worse Than Drew	Robin	2022	6	8	42.86%	1478.94	1697.24
10	11	Christian Mingle	Max	2022	5	9	35.71%	1359.7	1636.32
11	10	Worse Than Chance	Matt	2022	5	9	35.71%	1519	1596.42
12	12	💩 Desparado	Large	2022	1	13	7.14%	1179.58	1476.22

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2021

Watertown Whackers 2021

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Agnst	Victory Scoring
*1.	2	🥇 Worse Than Drew	Robin	2021	8	6	57.14%	1668.06	1590.14	10-4
*2.	1	🥈 Johnny Drama	Vachal	2021	12	2	85.71%	1870.16	1476.02	11-3
*3.	4	🥉 BK Sizzle	Brady	2021	8	6	57.14%	1586.44	1569.74	7-7
*4.	3	C-kupps	Large/Blake	2021	8	6	57.14%	1616.1	1567.62	10-4
*5.	6	Uncle Tito	Porker	2021	8	6	57.14%	1567.7	1413.3	7-7
*6.	5	La Flama Blanca	Mark	2021	7	7	50.00%	1577.9	1621.6	8-6
7	7	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2021	7	7	50.00%	1531.72	1507.14	7-7
8	8	2 Girls 1 Connie Cup	Tribble	2021	7	7	50.00%	1534.42	1621.18	6-8
9	9	Getting Diggsy With It	Brendan	2021	7	7	50.00%	1567.68	1533.6	5-9
10	10	The Bruisers	Brett	2021	4	10	28.57%	1423.16	1612.82	5-9
11	12	Bald Dad	Nate/Chance	2021	4	10	28.57%	1359.3	1586.38	4-10
12	11	💩 Theo Bins	Max	2021	4	10	28.57%	1457.62	1660.72	4-10

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2020

Watertown Whackers 2020

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Agnst
*1.	1	🥇 Theo Bins	Max	2020	10	3	76.90%	1675.66	1413.22
*2.	2	🥈 LA FLAMA BLANCA	Mark	2020	8	5	61.50%	1681.28	1472.54
*3.	4	🥉 BK Sizzle	Brady	2020	8	5	61.50%	1487.96	1356.16
*4.	6	Browntown Bruisers	Brett	2020	6	7	46.20%	1525.28	1434.34
*5.	5	Tough Luck	Robin	2020	7	6	53.80%	1357.96	1350.14
*6.	3	Bald Dads	Nate/Chance	2020	8	5	61.50%	1540.28	1424.20
7	7	Let Dalvin Cook	Vachal	2020	6	7	46.20%	1447.22	1537.16
8	8	Saving Matt Ryan	Large	2020	6	7	46.20%	1272.08	1496.08
9	10	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2020	5	8	38.50%	1360.76	1500.18
10	12	Uncle Tito	Porker	2020	4	9	30.80%	1480.04	1520.06
11	11	Kobra Kyler	Brendan	2020	5	8	38.50%	1282.84	1427.14
12	9	💩 Simple Jack	Matt	2020	5	8	38.50%	1391.54	1571.68

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2019

Watertown Whackers 2019

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Agnst
*1.	5	🥇 Theo Bins	Max	2019	7	6	53.85%	1382.04	1196.82
*2.	2	🥈 Worse Than Drew	Robin	2019	8	5	61.54%	1409.76	1417.1
*3.	1	🥉 LA FLAMA BLANCA	Mark	2019	8	5	61.54%	1413.88	1209.28
*4.	6	Simple Jack	Matt	2019	7	6	53.85%	1363.82	1400.22
*5.	8	Browntown Bruisers	Brett	2019	6	7	46.15%	1233.02	1221.1
*6.	3	Johnny Drama	Jakob	2019	8	5	61.54%	1394.18	1295.98
*7.	4	Saving Matt Ryan	Large	2019	8	5	61.54%	1344.86	1289.18
*8.	7	My Ball Zach Ertz	Nate/Chance	2019	7	6	53.85%	1307.28	1310.18
9	10	Pono	Porker	2019	5	8	38.46%	1211.04	1226.32
10	9	The Toddfather	Brendan	2019	5	8	38.46%	1213.12	1404.96
11	12	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2019	4	9	30.77%	1321.26	1408.36
12	11	💩 Yoshi’s Redemption	Brady	2019	5	8	38.46%	1132.02	1346.78

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2018

Watertown Whackers 2018

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Agnst
*1.	5	🥇 Browntown Bruisers	Brett	2018	8	5	61.54%	1235.48	1242.08
*2.	2	🥈 Slob On My Rob	Robin	2018	9	4	69.23%	1341.68	1217.14
*3.	3	🥉 Theo Bins	Max	2018	9	4	69.23%	1190.92	1260.52
*4.	1	Yoshi’s Redemption	Brady	2018	9	4	69.23%	1439.3	1350.18
*5.	4	My Ball Zach Ertz	Nate/Chance	2018	8	5	61.54%	1254.58	1199.7
*6.	7	Pono	Porker	2018	7	6	53.85%	1321.16	1299.14
*7.	6	LA FLAMA BLANCA	Mark	2018	7	6	53.85%	1410.8	1270.22
*8.	8	Simple Jack	Matt	2018	6	7	46.15%	1186.68	1230.1
9	9	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2018	5	8	38.46%	1124.54	1189.32
10	11	Johnny Drama	Jakob	2018	4	9	30.77%	1208.8	1304.48
11	12	Wentz Wagon	Brendan	2018	2	11	15.38%	1019.2	1182.2
12	10	💩 The Dirty Birds	Large	2018	4	9	30.77%	1285.68	1273.74

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2017

Watertown Whackers 2017

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	2	🥇 Pono	Porker	2017	10	3	76.90%	1165.18	1073.92
*2.	8	🥈 Browntown Bruisers	Brett	2017	5	8	38.50%	1086.78	1311.36
*3.	4	🥉 Yoshi’s Redemption	Brady	2017	8	5	61.50%	1148.7	1134.98
*4.	3	Torn up Teddy	Jakob	2017	8	5	61.50%	1210.3	1191.82
*5.	7	The Dirty Birds	Large	2017	6	7	46.20%	1047.24	1096.08
*6.	5	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2017	7	6	53.80%	1229.74	1148
*7.	1	Touchdown Tommy	Brendan	2017	10	3	76.90%	1179.76	1064.28
*8.	6	Marty Mcfly	Robin	2017	7	6	53.80%	1113.86	985.72
9	10	Simple Jack	Matt	2017	5	8	38.50%	997.46	952.68
10	12	Theo Bins	Max	2017	3	10	23.10%	930.9	1057.82
11	9	Checkered Past	Hunter	2017	5	8	38.50%	1081.36	1108.6
12	11	💩 RED DRAGONS	Mark	2017	4	9	30.80%	992.58	1058.6

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Rank (Column 1) also includes sacko finish
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2016

Watertown Whackers 2016

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	2	🥇 Simple Jack	Matt	2016	9	4	69.20%	1231	1112
*2.	4	🥈 Yoshi’s Redemption	Brady	2016	7	6	53.80%	1140	1051
*3.	8	🥉 The Dirty Birds	Large	2016	6	7	46.20%	993	1082
*4.	3	Torn up Teddy	Jakob	2016	9	4	69.20%	1042	976
*5.	1	Browntown Bruisers	Brett	2016	10	3	76.90%	1177	987
*6.	7	Checkered Past	Hunter	2016	6	7	46.20%	1014	1040
*7.	5	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2016	7	6	53.80%	1125	1086
*8.	6	Gronky Kong	Brendan	2016	6	7	46.20%	1175	1249
9	9	Pono	Porker	2016	5	8	38.50%	1167	1230
10	10	RED DRAGONS	Mark	2016	5	8	38.50%	1034	1041
11	12	The Muscle Hamsters	Robin	2016	3	10	23.10%	1028	1114
12	11	💩 The Hogs	Max	2016	5	8	38.50%	918	1076

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Rank (Column 1) also includes sacko finish
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2015

Watertown Whackers 2015

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	8	🥇 Worse Than Drew	Robin	2015	6	7	46.20%	1068	1061
*2.	6	🥈 Injured Reserve	Brendan	2015	7	6	53.80%	1003	1105
*3.	2	🥉 The Hogs	Max	2015	9	4	69.20%	1250	1082
*4.	5	Checkered Past	Hunter	2015	7	6	53.80%	1133	1048
*5.	1	RED DRAGONS	Mark	2015	10	3	76.90%	1204	1153
*6.	3	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2015	7	6	53.80%	1176	1203
*7.	4	Pono	Porker	2015	7	6	53.80%	1163	1109
*8.	7	Steady Gronk’n	Brett	2015	7	6	53.80%	958	974
9	9	Simple Jack	Matt	2015	6	7	46.20%	990	1039
10	10	💩 All Day Adrian	Jakob	2015	5	8	38.50%	1043	1054
11	11	Yoshi’s Redemption	Brady	2015	4	9	30.80%	1205	1167
12	12	The Dirty Birds	Large	2015	3	10	23.10%	990	1188

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2014

Watertown Whackers 2014

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	5	🥇 Pono	Porker	2014	7	6	0	53.80%	1123	1071
*2.	8	🥈 Simple Jack is Back	Matt	2014	6	6	1	50.00%	1074	1105
*3.	3	🥉 RED DRAGONS	Mark	2014	7	6	0	53.80%	1170	1139
*4.	2	69ers	Brendan	2014	8	5	0	61.50%	1272	1061
*5.	4	All Day Adrian	Jakob	2014	7	6	0	53.80%	1168	1195
*6.	7	Shy Guy Says	Brady	2014	6	5	2	53.80%	1172	1086
*7.	1	Saved by the Bell	Brett	2014	11	2	0	84.60%	1328	1068
*8.	6	The Hogs	Max	2014	7	6	0	53.80%	1100	1061
9	9	💩 Rocky Top	Hunter	2014	6	6	1	50.00%	1072	1207
10	10	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2014	4	8	1	34.60%	1159	1153
11	11	Worse Than Drew	Robin	2014	3	9	1	26.90%	847	1046
12	12	The Desperado	Large	2014	3	10	0	23.10%	918	1211

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
Poop emoji Indicates sacko loser

2013

Watertown Whackers 2013

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	4	🥇 69ers	Brendan	2013	8	5	0	61.50%	1067	1126
*2.	6	🥈 Butch Slap	Hunter	2013	7	5	1	57.70%	1050	1037
*3.	1	🥉 The Hogs	Max	2013	10	3	0	76.90%	1202	1037
*4.	7	Pono	Porker	2013	6	7	0	46.20%	1094	1067
*5.	3	Simple Jack	Matt	2013	8	5	0	61.50%	1195	1186
*6.	8	The Desperado	Large	2013	5	7	1	42.30%	1076	1171
*7.	2	Dawn Budgie	Brady	2013	9	4	0	69.20%	1335	1079
*8.	5	All Day Adrian	Jakob	2013	7	5	1	57.70%	1062	978
9	9	Cromarite’s Kids	Robin	2013	5	8	0	38.50%	1026	1139
10	10	Under Dwayne Bowe	Brett	2013	4	8	1	34.60%	1025	1111
11	11	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2013	4	9	0	30.80%	1010	1171
12	12	💩 RED DRAGONS	Mark	2013	3	10	0	23.10%	1153	1193

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2012

Watertown Whackers 2012

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	1	🥇 The Hogs	Max	2012	10	3	76.90%	953	763
*2.	2	🥈 69ers	Brendan	2012	9	4	69.20%	869	835
*3.	5	🥉 Hold Ma Dick!	Robin	2012	7	6	53.80%	863	816
*4.	6	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2012	7	6	53.80%	809	854
*5.	8	The Desperado	Large	2012	6	7	46.20%	837	838
*6.	3	Future League Champs	Jakob	2012	8	5	61.50%	934	812
*7.	7	Big Fat	Brady	2012	6	7	46.20%	870	872
*8.	4	Had Better Days	Hunter	2012	8	5	61.50%	871	915
9	9	RED DRAGONS	Mark	2012	6	7	46.20%	821	866
10	10	Simple Jack	Matt	2012	5	8	38.50%	876	856
11	11	K-Dawg	Brett	2012	4	9	30.80%	794	875
12	12	Uncle	Porker	2012	2	11	15.40%	743	938

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2011

Watertown Whackers 2011

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	2	🥇 Flint Michigan Trops	Matt	2011	10	3	76.90%	972	854
*2.	5	🥈 TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2011	6	7	46.20%	848	853
*3.	3	🥉 All Day Adrian	Jakob	2011	8	5	61.50%	769	767
*4.	8	Hard	Large	2011	6	7	46.20%	733	831
*5.	1	RED DRAGONS	Mark	2011	10	3	76.90%	992	865
*6.	7	Do it like Tony	Brady	2011	6	7	46.20%	770	813
*7.	4	The Hogs	Max	2011	6	7	46.20%	939	924
*8.	6	Run DMC	Brendan	2011	6	7	46.20%	774	859
9	9	Porkaschnatta’s	Porker	2011	5	8	38.50%	920	864
10	10	Srevidffum	Ethan	2011	5	8	38.50%	920	886
11	11	Team Secks	Robin	2011	5	8	38.50%	762	875
12	12	Zulu Warriors	Drew	2011	5	8	38.50%	731	739

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2010

Watertown Whackers 2010

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	8	🥇 Team Secks	Robin	2010	5	6	2	46.20%	770	817
*2.	6	🥈 Simple Jack	Matt	2010	6	7	0	46.20%	839	805
*3.	5	🥉 Wildcat 85	Brady	2010	7	6	0	53.80%	883	806
*4.	7	L.O.S.T.	Drew	2010	6	7	0	46.20%	786	836
*5.	3	Aqueous Transmission	Ethan	2010	8	5	0	61.50%	867	813
*6.	4	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2010	7	5	1	57.70%	733	646
*7.	1	The Hogs	Max	2010	10	3	0	76.90%	848	687
*8.	2	Jurassic Pork	Porker	2010	8	4	1	65.40%	702	717
9	9	Red Dragons	Mark	2010	5	7	1	42.30%	737	837
10	10	Bad Newz Kennels	Brendan	2010	5	8	0	38.50%	765	836
11	11	wanna get punched	Large	2010	5	8	0	38.50%	746	792
12	12	Injury Reserve	Jakob	2010	3	9	1	26.90%	714	798

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2009

Watertown Whackers 2009

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	2	🥇 TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2009	10	3	0	76.90%	894	760
*2.	8	🥈 Embrace the Martian	Hunter	2009	5	8	0	38.50%	784	936
*3.	4	🥉 Ol Greg and the Funk	Matt	2009	7	6	0	53.80%	838	745
*4.	6	titties and beer	Robin	2009	7	6	0	53.80%	793	784
*5.	7	Kings of Leon	Brendan	2009	6	6	1	50.00%	796	852
*6.	1	The old men	Large	2009	11	1	1	88.50%	915	686
*7.	5	All Day Adrian	Jakob	2009	7	6	0	53.80%	814	800
*8.	3	Plaxico’s Nightclub	Porker	2009	7	6	0	53.80%	867	835
9	9	Fuckin Brew Crew	Brady	2009	5	8	0	38.50%	710	769
10	10	MN Madness	Drew	2009	4	8	1	34.60%	777	825
11	11	The Great I Am	Ethan	2009	4	8	1	34.60%	695	812
12	12	Pack Attack	Max	2009	3	10	0	23.10%	795	874

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2008

Watertown Whackers 2008

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	5	🥇 Simple Jack	Matt	2008	7	6	0	53.80%	788	787
*2.	2	🥈 Bone Saw	Turd	2008	9	4	0	69.20%	831	742
*3.	1	🥉 Porkaschnattas	Porker	2008	9	3	1	73.10%	897	677
*4.	3	Krumy’s Kokamos	Brady	2008	8	5	0	61.50%	815	758
*5.	7	Pineapple Express	Max	2008	6	7	0	46.20%	714	851
*6.	8	Team Ramrod	Drew	2008	6	7	0	46.20%	620	721
*7.	4	All Day Adrian	Jakob	2008	8	5	0	61.50%	730	673
*8.	6	wausau	Brendan	2008	6	7	0	46.20%	798	745
9	9	Aqueous Transmission	Ethan	2008	5	8	0	38.50%	724	734
10	10	GoNgShOw	Robin	2008	5	8	0	38.50%	703	792
11	11	TNVOLS	Hunter	2008	4	8	1	34.60%	784	807
12	12	Red Dragons	Mark	2008	4	9	0	30.80%	682	799

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2007

Watertown Whackers 2007

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	3	🥇 Red Dragons	Mark	2007	8	4	1	65.40%	997	798
*2.	8	🥈 Das Boot	Matt	2007	7	6	0	53.80%	798	743
*3.	2	🥉 Scatman	Porker	2007	9	4	0	69.20%	832	685
*4.	4	Just Quinn Baby	Brendan	2007	8	5	0	61.50%	801	752
*5.	1	Beg For Mercy	Ethan	2007	9	4	0	69.20%	906	815
*6.	6	Zero Calories	Hunter	2007	7	6	0	53.80%	823	724
*7.	7	TuRd’Z CrEw	Turd	2007	7	6	0	53.80%	822	808
*8.	5	All Day Adrian	Jakob	2007	8	5	0	61.50%	785	762
9	9	Krumy’s Kokamos	Brady	2007	5	6	2	46.20%	827	806
10	10	the pink lions	Robin	2007	4	8	1	34.60%	649	853
11	11	Sooner Pride	Drew	2007	3	10	0	23.10%	633	831
12	12	THE M.J.B.	Max	2007	1	12	0	7.70%	594	890

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2006

Watertown Whackers 2006

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	1	🥇 Krumy’s Kokamos	Brady	2006	9	4	0	69.20%	985	727
*2.	3	🥈 ROIDS	Funovits	2006	9	4	0	69.20%	832	723
*3.	5	🥉 Big Orange	Hunter	2006	7	5	1	57.70%	896	767
*4.	7	The Purple Cobras	Matt	2006	7	6	0	53.80%	792	721
*5.	6	Red Dragons	Mark	2006	7	5	1	57.70%	853	770
*6.	8	Funkstas	Porker	2006	7	6	0	53.80%	773	742
*7.	2	LET IT RAIN	Max	2006	9	4	0	69.20%	866	728
*8.	4	L.J’s Domination	Hersh	2006	9	4	0	69.20%	789	695
9	9	TuRd’Z KrEw	Turd	2006	6	7	0	46.20%	811	792
10	10	The Tao of Groove	Ethan	2006	5	8	0	38.50%	734	815
11	11	come back kids	Jakob	2006	5	8	0	38.50%	692	743
12	12	Salve el Tocino	Brendan	2006	5	8	0	38.50%	686	860
13	13	Village Idiots	Drew	2006	5	8	0	38.50%	678	751
14	14	loser of the league	Noone	2006	0	13	0	0.00%	284	837

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

2005

Watertown Whackers 2005

Rank	Reg. Rank	Team	Owner	Year	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Pts For	Pts Against
*1.	4	🥇 DA purple underwears	Jakob	2005	7	5	1	57.70%	881	822
*2.	2	🥈 the pink lions	Robin	2005	8	5	0	61.50%	860	827
*3.	3	🥉 Nordic Gods	Travis	2005	8	5	0	61.50%	793	789
*4.	1	krumy’s kokamos	Brady	2005	8	5	0	61.50%	902	814
*5.	8	TURD’Z CREW	Turd	2005	6	7	0	46.20%	706	702
*6.	6	Maxer’s Meatballs	Max	2005	6	7	0	46.20%	797	850
*7.	7	porkaboos	Porker	2005	6	7	0	46.20%	755	835
*8.	5	ogres united	Brendan	2005	7	5	1	57.70%	782	710
9	9	pooptart	Matt	2005	5	8	0	38.50%	753	740
10	10	ROIDS	Funovits	2005	3	10	0	23.10%	733	873

* Indicates teams who made the playoffs
No sacko loser

Head to Head Records

Brady

Brendan

Brett

Jakob

Large

Mark

Max

Nate

Porker

Robin

Tribble

Turd

Brady

H2H Records – Brady

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brendan	11-10	Brendan	1-1
Brett	10-11	Brett	0-2
Drew	4-3	Funovits	1-0
Ethan	5-2	Hunter	1-0
Funovits	2-1	Jakob	0-2
Hershman	1-0	Large	1-0
Hunter	3-6-1	Mark	2-0
Jakob	9-13	Max	0-1
Large	9-7	Nate	1-0
Mark	8-10-1	Porker	1-2
Max	13-8	Robin	2-1
Nate	6-1	Tribble	1-2
Porker	12-12	Turd	4-1
Robin	12-8-1
Travis	2-0
Tribble	13-9
Turd	13-11-1

Brendan

H2H Records – Brendan

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	10-11	Brady	1-1
Brett	9-4	Brett	0-1
Drew	7-0	Hunter	1-0
Ethan	2-4	Jakob	2-3
Funovits	1-2	Mark	0-1
Hershman	0-1	Max	3-1
Hunter	8-3	Porker	1-1
Jakob	11-12-1	Robin	0-1
Large	6-10-1	Tribble	0-1
Mark	10-11	Turd	2-1
Max	8-15
Nate	2-6
Porker	11-10
Robin	15-9
Travis	1-1
Tribble	10-15
Turd	10-12

Brett

H2H Records – Brett

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	11-10	Brady	2-0
Brendan	4-9	Brendan	1-0
Hunter	4-4	Jakob	0-1
Jakob	3-9-1	Large	0-1
Large	7-8	Mark	0-2
Mark	7-7	Max	0-1
Max	8-5	Nate	3-0
Nate	2-5	Porker	0-1
Porker	10-6	Robin	1-0
Robin	7-6	Tribble	0-1
Tribble	7-7
Turd	6-6

Jakob

H2H Records – Jakob

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	13-9	Brady	2-0
Brendan	12-11-1	Brendan	3-2
Brett	9-3-1	Brett	1-0
Drew	5-3	Mark	1-1
Ethan	2-4	Porker	0-1
Funovits	1-1	Robin	2-1
Hershman	0-1	Tribble	0-5
Hunter	6-4	Turd	0-1
Large	9-12
Mark	7-10
Max	13-9
Nate	4-2
Porker	11-13
Robin	14-7-1
Travis	1-1
Tribble	18-8
Turd	9-14

Large

H2H Records – Large

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	7-9	Brady	0-1
Brendan	10-6-1	Brett	1-0
Brett	8-7	Hunter	0-1
Drew	2-2	Mark	1-0
Ethan	2-1	Max	0-3
Hunter	4-4-1	Porker	1-1
Jakob	12-9	Robin	0-1
Mark	8-11	Turd	0-1
Max	5-11
Nate	3-4
Porker	6-12
Robin	8-11
Tribble	8-8
Turd	3-15

Mark

H2H Records – Mark

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	10-8-1	Brady	0-2
Brendan	11-10	Brendan	1-0
Brett	7-7	Brett	2-0
Drew	3-2	Funovits	0-1
Ethan	5-2	Hunter	1-0
Funovits	0-1	Jakob	1-1
Hershman	0-1	Large	0-1
Hunter	3-5	Max	0-3
Jakob	10-7	Porker	1-0
Large	11-8	Robin	0-1
Max	8-15	Tribble	1-1
Nate	5-3
Porker	12-6-1
Robin	10-8
Tribble	7-11
Turd	15-9

Max

H2H Records – Max

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	8-13	Brady	1-0
Brendan	15-8	Brendan	1-3
Brett	5-8	Brett	1-0
Drew	4-3	Large	3-0
Ethan	4-4	Mark	3-0
Funovits	2-0	Robin	2-2
Hershman	0-1	Travis	0-1
Hunter	5-7	Tribble	0-1
Jakob	9-13	Turd	0-2
Large	11-5
Mark	15-8
Nate	6-5
Porker	9-15
Robin	12-9
Travis	0-1
Tribble	10-11
Turd	11-12

Nate

H2H Records – Nate

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	1-6	Brady	0-1
Brendan	6-2	Brett	0-3
Brett	5-2	Porker	1-0
Jakob	2-4	Robin	0-1
Large	4-3	Turd	1-0
Mark	3-5
Max	5-6
Porker	3-3
Robin	4-3
Tribble	4-2
Turd	6-2

Porker

H2H Records – Porker

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	12-12	Brady	2-1
Brendan	10-11	Brendan	1-1
Brett	6-10	Brett	1-0
Drew	5-2	Drew	1-1
Ethan	3-4	Hunter	0-2
Funovits	0-2	Jakob	1-0
Hershman	1-0	Large	1-1
Hunter	6-5-1	Mark	0-1
Jakob	13-11	Nate	0-1
Large	12-6	Robin	0-3
Mark	6-12-1	Tribble	1-1
Max	15-9	Turd	1-0
Nate	3-3
Robin	7-15
Travis	1-0
Tribble	15-10
Turd	12-8

Robin

H2H Records – Robin

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	8-12-1	Brady	1-2
Brendan	9-15	Brendan	1-0
Brett	6-7	Brett	0-1
Drew	1-4	Hunter	2-0
Ethan	4-3	Jakob	1-2
Funovits	2-0	Large	1-0
Hunter	5-8	Mark	1-0
Jakob	7-14	Max	2-2
Large	11-8	Nate	1-0
Mark	8-10	Porker	3-0
Max	9-12	Travis	1-0
Nate	3-4	Tribble	2-0
Porker	15-7	Turd	0-1
Travis	0-2
Tribble	10-9-1
Turd	13-7-1

Tribble

H2H Records – Tribble

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	9-13	Brady	2-1
Brendan	15-10	Brendan	1-0
Brett	7-7	Brett	1-0
Drew	8-0	Drew	1-0
Ethan	4-2	Ethan	2-0
Funovits	1-1	Funovits	0-1
Hershman	1-0	Hunter	1-2
Hunter	8-5	Jakob	5-0
Jakob	8-18	Mark	1-1
Large	8-8	Max	1-0
Mark	11-7	Porker	1-1
Max	11-10	Robin	0-2
Nate	2-4	Turd	2-0
Porker	10-15
Robin	9-10-1
Travis	0-1
Turd	13-12

Turd

H2H Records – Turd

Regular Season		Playoffs
Opponent	Record	Opponent	Record
Brady	11-13-1	Brady	1-4
Brendan	12-10	Brendan	1-2
Brett	6-6	Hunter	1-0
Drew	3-3	Jakob	1-0
Ethan	2-4	Large	1-0
Funovits	2-1	Max	2-0
Hershman	0-1	Nate	0-1
Hunter	7-4	Porker	0-1
Jakob	14-9	Robin	1-0
Large	15-3	Tribble	0-2
Mark	9-15
Max	12-11
Nate	2-6
Porker	8-12
Robin	7-13
Travis	0-1
Tribble	12-13